He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
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We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
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Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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