Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
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She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
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Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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