I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
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Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
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I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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