I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
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I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
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He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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