dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
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Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
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I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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