I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
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How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
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Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
tell me about the fingering
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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