If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
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he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
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Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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