i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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