The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
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Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
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Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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