I could have mohawked her pubes.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
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It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
His hands were made for my vagina.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
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she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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