U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
she woke up with a sticky ear
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
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If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
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Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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