when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
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Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
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Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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