just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
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The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
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Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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