his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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