Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
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after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
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Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Randomize