I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
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we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
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It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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