Me too!
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
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she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
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the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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