4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
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let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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