I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
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Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
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its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
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And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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