Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
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if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
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When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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