worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
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Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
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As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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