Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
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at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
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So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
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