True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
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My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
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And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
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