I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
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We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
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When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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