How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
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She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
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I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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