i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
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We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
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I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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