I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
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you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
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I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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