my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
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no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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