I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
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I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
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porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
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