You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
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If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
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The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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