dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
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I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
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I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
FUCK WHALES
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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