office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
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He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
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He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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