5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
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the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
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does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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