What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
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I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
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Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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