no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
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we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
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Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
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