no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
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So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
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i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Hello my rib-scented angel!
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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