Ambien. No doubt about it.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
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My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
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I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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