Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
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I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
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Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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