brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
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laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
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You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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