we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
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You coming home soon, man?
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im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
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i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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