Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
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dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
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I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
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