Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
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His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
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I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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