the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
My feet surprised me
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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