Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
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I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
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Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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