I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
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i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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