The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
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I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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