his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
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The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
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sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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