For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
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we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
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I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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