garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
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Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
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Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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