My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
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"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
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I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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